smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering
geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab
by paul March 18, 2004
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boic

Joe boices tri-daily.
by Paul September 03, 2003
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Greentown

Hick villiage north of North Canton. Lots of cows and new neighborhoods, all right up next to each other.
"Greentown Pride!"
by Paul June 19, 2004
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hoeage

Noun version of the word hoed or to hoe.
That was some crazy hoeage on Margot.
by paul October 02, 2004
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Grady

Absconder/fugitive from the law. Average age is 33-37 years and can usually be found Riding Coat Tale at one’s parents home. Has known to possess homosexual tendencies and strong addiction to porn. Caution: One should never try to approach a Grady due to the fact that they are masters at gypsy hypnosis and owe money to past friends in amounts ranging from $150 to several thousand dollars.
Oh shit, don't let that guy in your home, he's likely to pull a Grady on you and charge thousands of dollars worth of porn to your cable bill.
by Paul February 02, 2005
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nava

A person (usually a female) who intentionally goes out of their way to gross you out.
My girlfriend knew I wanted sex last night so she purposely didn't flush a huge green shit in the toilet. She knew that would turn me off, boy what a freakin nava.
by paul January 19, 2004
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asexy

An adjective used to describe an asexual person showing intelligence, confidence, style, physical attractiveness, charming personality, baking skills, or any other combination of sufficiently positive and unique characteristics.
DJ is one asexy amoeba. I hear he can bake a three-layer cake in thirty minutes flat.
by Paul June 19, 2006
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