Paul's definitions

Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

by Paul June 22, 2004

hojamica

Usually an empty fry bin, this device is used to shame an already shamed idiot of a human being. It is worn by the offender as a hat of sorts, with grease and salt rubbing off into his or her hair. First used on Daniel Hojecki.

Heh Hojecki wont throw out the garbage, make him wear his hojamica!

by Paul June 3, 2004

Dr. Greenthumb

n- one who is proficient at the growth of and/or use of cannibus sativa.

Dr. Greenthumb is lookin fuckin high tonight!

by Paul December 6, 2003

OINK

One Income Numerous Kids

Mommy works, Daddy stays home with the kids.

by Paul April 2, 2005

Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

by Paul January 24, 2005

745

BMW's highest model of a car, series 7. There was also BMW's series 8 but they stopped producing it.

Just listen to rap songs. every song has at least one 745 in it.

by paul October 5, 2003

italians

What romans evolved into

fiat, pasta, olive oil

by paul December 27, 2003