Paul's definitions

Panda Bird

A rare mammal which can be seen wondering the streets of Studley. It is very tall and skinny and has yellow goofy teeth.

God, theres Panda Bird. Lets get the fuck out of here.

by Paul November 24, 2003

bedonkeydonk

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.

"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"

by Paul August 6, 2004

Moron

Another word for George W Bush. Someone who lacks one shred of intellectual curiosity. Someone who uses the word 'misunderestimated'

Bush took first place at the world moron championships this year.

by Paul August 22, 2003

democracy

Apolitical system that only rich people can afford

IBM is very democratic

by Paul December 25, 2003

res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".

Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.

by Paul June 12, 2005

true champion

he who is the true champion... only the true champion knows who is the true champion. Only candidates for true championship may compete for the true championship..

i.e. You are not the true champion because if you were you would not be looking up the definition.

Ian is not the true champion. Neither is Tim....

by Paul December 30, 2004

stompdown

Usage: V., N.
The act of defecating in a shower and stomping it through the drain.

" I heard Jason took a stompdown in his girlfriend's shower. "

"Man, I couldn't wait for the toilet - I stomped down in the shower "

by Paul October 19, 2003