Paul's definitions

Velodyne

The worlds best subwoofer. Every subwoofer has less than 1% destortion. Every sub 12-18 in. has lass than .5% destortion. Now that's power! Go to the website...
www.velodyne.com

The worlds best Subwoofer!

by Paul January 17, 2005

telford boy

a telford boy is a lad from telford who walks around the streets at night thinkin he is mint, they are usually seen wearin trackie bottoms, polo shirts, a fake burberry hat, oh and dont forget the rockports (or rockfords).

any lad from orleton park.

by paul May 24, 2004

I hear what you're saying

...but don't want to... I want YOU to hear what I'M saying.

by Paul October 21, 2003

girk

any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others

1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!

by Paul July 28, 2004

spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 8, 2004

Wrestler

A Worker who works, over 300 days a year and who brings excitment to the world.

The Hurricane

by Paul May 13, 2004