Boinka

The noise through the wall which tells you that the people next door enjoy a better sex life than you do.

by Nick March 28, 2003

weaver diva

A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson

Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.

by nick October 05, 2005

goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

by nick May 06, 2005

shart

When one attempts to fart, but a little poo comes out. An inadvertant shit masked as a fart.

Devon was embarrased because she sharted on the bus.

by Nick April 19, 2005

sambal

Local Malaysian Hot Sause, comes in many diffrent varieties, most popular being Sambal Belacan and Sambal Inkan Bilis

I need some sambal on my rice

by nick October 28, 2003

pimpmobile

A BIG old car in mint condition riding on dubs or better with hydro's, windows so dark you need a flashlight to see, a system that makes the pavement crack, and potential to set the road on fire

Old pimped out caddy or lincoln.

by Nick March 18, 2003

1st base

To make out or French kiss.

After I got to first base with Jess, i found her gum in my mouth.

by Nick July 10, 2004