puenos

Nick's made up word for using in spanish class when he doesn't know what to say.

Mi puenos es muy grande

by Nick June 26, 2004

tig ol bitties

The spoonerization of the phrase big ol titties.

Man: Damn, she's carrying some tig ol bitties!

by Nick January 05, 2004

home body

(n. pl. -IES) With respect to social situations, one who prefers to stay at home rather than go out.

I invited Tom to go to the movies with us but he declined. He's more of a home body.

by Nick May 17, 2006

Hamp

one his culturally confused, and has a dire need to obtain FUBU gear.

cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool!cool! cool cool! 2o yet?

by Nick March 02, 2005

willnot

A small ball of fecal matter which WILL NOT (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your anal cavity.

My ass doesn't feel right... I must have a willnot or two.

by nick February 09, 2004

Neeering

The common term used for a person (preferbly a young boy of 16) to act as if his hand is a plane and crash it into other mens genital area causing qute the uncomfortable sensation.

Errrrin neeered me before school while I was holding a pop and sausage mcmuffin.

by Nick May 13, 2004

ointment

what you get from the doc when ya foot long itches afta nailing a dirty whore

Greg:Dude my foot long itches sooooo bad
Me:Better go see the doc and get some ointment

by Nick February 05, 2004