Nick's definitions

Gerald Ford

Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.

Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.

by Nick February 3, 2004

fagtag

WHen you have an earing on ur right ear; Implying that you are gay, or a fag

That guy is gay. Look at his fag Tag

by nick May 13, 2005

e-chink

small annoying offspring of a mexican, an egyptian, and a chineese person.

Damn e-chinks runnuin in my yard tearin up all the landscaping

by Nick March 30, 2005

aww shit

Used when one is about to have somehting bad happen to them, or has found out something very bad.

Aww shit! I left my money at home!

by nick November 3, 2003

masshole

a person who takes IT up the ass in large quantities often in a ritualistic way buy group gang bang and while lying in ones own bed.

that gal misty sure is a masshole, yeah she had a gang bang orgy style with 7 or 8 guys lined up to take a crack at the back door last night.

by nick April 7, 2005

Balls

to the extreme

its cold as balls out here

by nick March 15, 2003

Tongue

A trippy ruffian enforcer. I've seen this man in action and I now live my life in fear.

TTTTOOOONNNNGGGGUUUUEEEE get him!!

by Nick November 9, 2004