Max's definitions

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

banlieue

the suburbs and peripheral regions of france, most being composed of rows of shitty housing projects (as opposed to the big, rich mansions usually found in suburban america). population mostly made of immigrants from africa (arab and black), and some (the "banleieues" of Paris, Lyons, and Marseille, especially) are considered as dangerous as some of the united states' worst ghettos. it's inhabitants tend to think that the state of France is racist (and most are right), and that put them in these harsh living conditions away from the cities, to keep them well away from the white "pure" population; the result is a younger generation driven by hatred to destroy France, to piss off its inhabitants, but it snowballed and now they're killing each other as well as the French. it has, however, given us french rap, which has to be the sweetest thing ever (see: Sinik, Sniper, ATK, NTM, Booba, Rim-K, 113, Mafia K1fry)

The banlieues of france are fucking ghetto...

by Max April 15, 2005

hempel

An animal, only existing in germany.
The full name is "gemeiner haushempel" which is in english somethin like "common househempel". "hempel" is often used as an expression by the german kids. This idea goes back to andreas lange who used "hempel" first as an expression to say that somebody is quite silly. Little time later almost everybody in germany knows how to use it.

"Jetzt halt doch mal dein maul du hempel"
"Shut the fuck up u fuckin hempel"

by max July 16, 2003

yoder

n-Another name for a penis

Dude, I can see your yoder

by max January 29, 2005

spit

when a chick hates the taste of the man juice.

oppisite of swallow

mary anne spits

she looks like she would swallow

by max March 28, 2005

lenord dantzler

a dood who thinks hes harry potter and wishes he was eminems son but hes pretty kool

look at lenard run away from phil

by max December 9, 2004

fountains of wayne

A 72 year old store down the street from me that sells hideous Italian-style fountains between a hamburger place and a computer outlet.

Apparently there is also a band or some shit, I don't know. Something like that.

Hey, Doug! Have you picked up anything from your garden for this summer?

Why yes, Joesph, I did. Over at Fountains of Wayne.

by Max May 27, 2004