Max's definitions

1337z0r

-To be above all other "1337" people

I r teh 1337z0r!!!

by Max May 30, 2004

big feet

it means big shoes

i have small big feet

by max March 23, 2004

shitload

More things than you want to count.

dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.

by Max September 18, 2003

Archeaux

Crazy randomness, but in a totally lame way.

"Archeaux is banworthy, you know."

by Max January 18, 2004

diarrati

The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.

Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)

by Max December 30, 2004

pentax

The makers of the fantastic SV camera. Top drawer.

"Can I touch your pentax"

by max May 1, 2005

Window Houdini

When a guy does a girl doggie-style in front of a window, then at some point he gets a friend to trade places with him. He runs outside and up to the window, knocks on the glass, and yells HOUDINI! while waving to his girl.

I got Rick to help me pull a Window Houdini on Stacy last night.

by Max May 13, 2005