Matt's definitions

curbing

I've also heard this referred to as
"scurbing."

I scurbed that lowride ass-monkey after I caught him stealing my Ford Pinto.

by Matt April 8, 2004

roomies

An informality of the noun, roomates

My roomies and I are going to celebrate.

by Matt November 24, 2003

boondanglin' 'riggin fretard

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.

Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!

by Matt June 18, 2006

Raver Piss

Any energy drink, ie. Red Bull.

"I saw Doug wearing a polo shirt and drinking raver piss. What a fag"

by Matt December 5, 2003

ambulance chaser

A person who is nosy.`

he heard about an accident on the news, and being an ambulance chaser, rushed out to the scene.

by Matt January 9, 2004

core

Suffix for many sub-genres of metal. Most of which suck ass. If something is 'core' then that just means it is shitty or monotonous or dirivative.

Stop listening to that mallcore crap and pick up some Opeth.

by matt April 10, 2005

deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!

Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"

by Matt November 22, 2004