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rock stomping

"You'd best back down, unless you want a rock stomping!"

"We just rock-stomped the opposing team!"
by Matt March 3, 2004
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microsoft

by Matt March 14, 2003
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quarter pounder with cheese

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch
"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese
by matt July 26, 2003
mugGet the quarter pounder with cheesemug.

philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.
Do philosophy, dipshit.
by Matt May 26, 2004
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pr0n

adj.
cool, neat, neato, super
Dude that is so pr0n.
by Matt November 16, 2004
mugGet the pr0nmug.

nub

"That guy is a nub" Although if he ever saw me in reality he'd beat my ass with a bottle of syrup
by Matt March 5, 2004
mugGet the nubmug.

wtfm8

dude, watch this....

WTFM8!!!?!
by matt January 29, 2005
mugGet the wtfm8mug.

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