Matt's definitions
by matt March 30, 2004

Annoying person, particularly because of their pointless competitive nature. Often associated with the phrase "HUR HUR mine's better."
by Matt May 26, 2003

by Matt February 21, 2003

The day 9/4/3 (April 9, 03) that was far supierior in every way than the day
1337 or 13/3/7 March 13, 07 will be. Because of the position of the moons of the planets in the beyond the asteroid belt
1337 or 13/3/7 March 13, 07 will be. Because of the position of the moons of the planets in the beyond the asteroid belt
by Matt May 5, 2005

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!
Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."
Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"
Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"
by Matt November 22, 2004

Best group ever
1.Group who rocks, made songs called: i got a boner and i wanna bone her, lick my balls then my ass, band whore, i fuck my pillow, wht the fuck do you think christina aguilara is doing right now?, i threw up on her cunt, early morning hard on, and countless other classics
2. past tense of "SHIT"
3. censored way of saying "shit"
4. stuff
5. abbreviation of William Shatner
1.Group who rocks, made songs called: i got a boner and i wanna bone her, lick my balls then my ass, band whore, i fuck my pillow, wht the fuck do you think christina aguilara is doing right now?, i threw up on her cunt, early morning hard on, and countless other classics
2. past tense of "SHIT"
3. censored way of saying "shit"
4. stuff
5. abbreviation of William Shatner
by matt January 7, 2004

by Matt January 3, 2005
