L.T.L.

Abbreviation for "Left Turn Loser". A Left Turn Loser is a driver who makes a left turn without a left turn lane, thus needlessly blocking the left lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic.

I need to get to work on time, but this L.T.L. is ruining me!

by Matt January 16, 2005

ass hole

Where Gay people go to show there love.

1st gay man: Man i love u so much.
2nd gay man: Dont tell me tell my ass hole.

by Matt May 13, 2005

Simear

When a girl sucks a guys dick and keeps the cum in her mouth then spits it at a guys face giving him a facial with his own cum

My girlfriend gave me a simear last night

by Matt December 30, 2003

Keffer

A derogatory term used in Devon England for almost any one who isnt a Janner, mostly it has to be said of an asian or middle eastern origin.

That stupid Keffer stole broke into my house and stole my skunk

by Matt October 20, 2004

fagtacular

see example

the person using the following definition is fagtacular: (fact) Whenever used, it immediately shows the lack of IQ of the user! Thus, all people using this word are idiots.

by Matt January 9, 2004

bum fuzzle

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)

Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.

by matt November 6, 2004

steal

To punch someone

Yo son, that mofo be frontin. I'm gonna go steal him in his mouf.

Damn son, you just got stole in your dome.

by Matt August 13, 2003