Matt's definitions

god

G-ood
O-rderly
D-irection

Another way to look at the word and whatit might represent heard in an AnA meeting

If you can't belive in God as a super power then think of it a Good Orderly Direction

by Matt January 23, 2005

woozer

a disrespectful muh-fucka thats disrespekkin it and need to be dropped quik, preferably is ya bone his mama

yo man yous a woozer!

by Matt February 16, 2004

Metal

Slayer, Pantera, Sepultura

Slayer, Pantera, and Sepultura are sweet, but Derrick Green is a faggot in sepultura, max caverlera was better

by matt November 30, 2003

Ass Packer

One who packs guys in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an Ass packer

by matt April 9, 2003

Hoody

An act of fellatio on a male.

See "Blow Job"

"Yo man, I got a hoody from this chick at a party on the weekend"

by Matt September 28, 2004

asscock

Another word for the donkeys reproductive organ.

"Those chicks chug much asscock. What? Ass is just another term for donkey." -Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by Matt August 20, 2003

crown and coke

A mixture of Crown Royal and Coke. Very good and has the potential to fuck you up very fast if mixed with an unusual ratio.

Bill drank 12 crown and cokes last night and had to dish out $60 for his bar tab.

by Matt April 18, 2005