Matt's definitions

farg

alternate for "fuck"

What the farg are you talking about?
It's farging hot in here.
I am going to farg the shit out of that chick.

by Matt December 3, 2003

crusty

when you do not wipe your ass for a month them pour lotion in your ass crack and let it sit for a week. this causes a crust that needs a jackhammer to remove it is so thick and hard

after that shit i didnt wipe and now i have ass crust

by matt November 22, 2003

George Bush

1. Warmongerer
2. Mother Fucker
3. Looks like a Camel.

That warmongering mother fucking camel look-a-like bitch!

by Matt April 11, 2004

puertoitaleinideish

A child whos parents come from the nationalities of the following: Puerto Rican, Italian, Native American, and Irish. This is for breeding purposes only to make the best babies possible.

Matt and Danielle have intertwined their DNA to have puertoitaleindeish children

by Matt January 8, 2004

runescape

MMORPG in which the user must make his avatar perform difficult and/or borring tasks. eg. dragonslaying, mining 10,000 coal, fishing trout, ect. again and again and again. often captures the user soul with its mind captivating powers. almost as addicting as crack, heroine and acid....... put together. CBC has started running adds to warn children of the dangers of playing runescape. The surgeon general is currently formulating a warning that will be desplayed on all runescape site and parafanalia.

Scene- mother and son in car driving down the road.....
30 secounds pass.
"another missed oppurtunity to talk to your kids about runescape."

by matt May 5, 2005

wtfm8

what the fuck mate, made popular by dorks

dude, watch this....

WTFM8!!!?!

by matt January 29, 2005

dance face

The idiotic facial expression that one makes while dancing.

John's dance face makes him look like he's constopated.

by Matt May 22, 2007