nuclear weapon

1)weapon that splits atoms at an exponential rate releasing a fucking shit load of energy and incinerating stupid people and leveling an extremely large blast radius. It also releases an electromagnetic pulse that will shut down power to anything that just didn't take the fucking clue and turn into dust.
2)Jekei's ass
"Nagasaki got 0wn3d with nuclear fucking weapons!"
"Jekei's ass nuked johns toilet and keith puked due to the demonic fumes left in the air."
by Matt September 07, 2003
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smenis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.
by Matt March 09, 2004
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pack

v. To eat lots of absorbant foods such as bread and pancakes and drink lots of water before you go drinking. Packing gives you the ability to drink more in one night and helps prevent the severity of a hangover, or just prevent the hangover all together.
Johnny packed before he drank and is hangover-free!
by Matt February 20, 2005
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Oxfordite

Of and/or living in Oxford
Redneck with little or no education
They are stupid rednecks, they must be oxfordites
by Matt April 29, 2004
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Scratchin in my record shop

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!
"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"
by Matt January 15, 2004
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Yamp

That girl sittin at the bar is a true yamp.
by Matt December 24, 2002
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