Matt's definitions

Raver Piss

Any energy drink, ie. Red Bull.

"I saw Doug wearing a polo shirt and drinking raver piss. What a fag"

by Matt December 5, 2003

Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by Matt December 5, 2003

Nut Funk

The term used to describe the unpleasant odor of sweaty, unwashed testicles after a few days.

"Man I got to take a shower, I don't want Krissy smelling the nut funk"

by Matt December 5, 2003

Bag

A term to define an overweight teenage girl with self-esteem issues. The bag is commonly found in AOL chat rooms, and likes to meet older guys for casual sex/oral pleasures in the person's vehicle, seeing as she cannot afford one on a Dairy Queen salary.

"Dude, I can't come over, the bag is coming over for dinner, and the bitch is gonna eat all my food!"

by Matt December 5, 2003

FC

A derogatory abbreviation meaning Fat Cunt. This is typically used among guys when talking about their overweight girlfriends without alarming them by calling them extremely foul terms. (see also bag.)

"The FC is here, so you can't come over and sniff drugs"

by Matt December 5, 2003

gibby

Slang for a Gibson guitar. Used by half-assed people and fake punk queers.

"He was hella jammin on that wicked '67 Gibby V!"

by Matt December 5, 2003

Foils

An individual package of heroin wrapped in foil, usually of a 10$ value. Foils are sold on the street and through drug dealers. Usually yields 3 to 4 decent-sized lines, providing your dealer isn't a fuck..

"dude, I am fiending hardcore, do you have any more foils?"

by Matt December 5, 2003