stale donkey

unable to have an erection

a infertile person is a stale donkey

by matt February 25, 2004

Sweak

When something is simultaniously sweet and weak.

It's sweak that my boss asked me to work overtime this weekend.

Sweet because of the overtime
Weak because of working on the weekend

by Matt October 22, 2004

perfekt

Andrea, who also happens to be perfect

"Andrea is perfekt"

by Matt September 3, 2003

Enzo

One of the fastest cars. Made by Ferrari. Approx $700,000. Top speed: 217 MPH. Not too many in the U.S. Totally awesom car.

"Holly shit that Enzo is fast!"

by Matt August 4, 2004

Shitacular

Something that went wrong or something that happened and was extremely shitty

Getting your dick caught in the toaster is shitacular.

by Matt April 17, 2003

ashen

The greatest single metal band from Middletown, Rhode Island.

The ASHEN show last night was fucking sick nigga! or, ASHEN's undefeated!

by Matt January 4, 2005

Big Boss Man

A mildly obese prepubuscent child known for his black kevlar vest and his constant entertaining of the legendary 5th period. Also known as "Big Bitch Man"

The kids were throwing shit at Big Boss Man as usual.

by Matt February 26, 2004