Matt's definitions

stonker

Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.

Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

by Matt July 23, 2004

salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 9, 2004

GMS

Known as Griffen Matt Syndrome, this is were you repeat somthing that has just been said without knowing/realizing it had/has been said.

Wow, GMS, i cant believe i just said that right after you.

by Matt March 1, 2005

l85a1

A 5.56mm Rifle. Most of it is green. An enhaced version of it's brother the L85.

This is one of the many guns featured in Tome Clancey's Rainbow Sic 3.

by Matt March 1, 2005

teng

the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.

Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.

by Matt December 9, 2004

nipplets

The very center point of a nipple. The most sensitive region, one that can cause utmost pleasure to a female.

I like to play with Kim's nipplets when I get the chance to.

by Matt August 16, 2003