blow blow

a cute and innocent term used to request a blowjob from your girlfriend/wife.

Guy: Baaabby, can I have a blow blow?
Girl: Aw you're so cute. Of course you can!

by matt June 18, 2006

mixed messages

A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.

A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.

by Matt April 09, 2005

lool

Coined by Matt, in #stanton.. a famous derivation of 'lol'

<Socrates> I have sex with men for money.
<MichaelB> Redhat doesn't even release the source to their server!
<Matt> lool.

by Matt March 24, 2003

tittybiscuits

baffled; puzzled; upset; The expression used to show dismay in an uncomprimising situation.

You won't go out with me? Titty biscuits!!

by Matt June 23, 2003

shit

1. (n.) Any pointless or unidentified material.
2. (n.) Poop (n.) The act of pooping (v.) To poop.
3. ~load: A hell of a lot

1. What is this shit?
2. I will go shit.
3. Damn, that's a shitload of guns!

by Matt August 25, 2006

Fall-Through

A drug dealer or hookup that is either bunk or doesn't deliver. a Fall-Through is the kind of guy that makes you wait 2 hours for a bag of weed, only to tell you he couldn't get it. A Fall-Through is the ultimate timewaster and ultimately, an asshole.

"Tony can't get weed, he's a fall-through"

"Bob said he has shrooms? 10 bucks says he's a fucking fall-through"

by Matt December 05, 2003

buck rugly mcfugly

Describes the ugliest of uglies. Someone who was beaten repeatedly with the ugly stick.

"Eww! That girl isn't buck fugly, she's RUCK bugly mcfugly!

by matt October 23, 2003