Matt's definitions

chotch

To exemplify the actions of Brett Sullivan

That kid is such a chotch! He reminds me of Brett.

by matt February 1, 2005

indeedio

An exagerated way of saying indeed to agree with a statement.

A: This tea is great

B: Indeedio

by Matt October 24, 2004

Mantids

What Dave calls Mantises

"Hey Dave, are you looking for mantids"
"Why aren't you looking for mantids"

by Matt September 24, 2004

clevace

Human Waste, Poop, Stinkie, Excriment

There was dog clevace all over my lawn

by Matt April 19, 2005

Sir Prancealot

A sweaty, effeminate, bearded uncle who dances too much at family weddings and remains a bachelor his whole life. Has a reputation among his immediate family as a "bit of a fruit" and profanes female celebrities when drunk.
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."

Son: Mummy, why is Unky Jeremy doing the can-can with that waiter?

Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.

by Matt April 28, 2004

schumi

Nickname for the the German Formula One driver, Michael Schumacher.

"Forza schumi" cried the tifosi as Michael Schumacher crosses the line to win the Italian Grand Prix.

"Schumi's Ferrari has suffered a cracked exhaust, which means he is now out of this years Monaco Grand Prix"

by Matt June 17, 2006

Doobery Ferkin

Is a doobery's mate. Used again by the famous security guard Uncle Keith this phrase is used often amongst his doobery friends.

'How are you my Doobery Ferkin?'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'

by Matt February 27, 2004