Matt's definitions

sizebigga

known for his speed when eating crisps this strange creature ducks and dives in between newsagents whilst making humming noises with his mouth.booom bip booom bip boom.

one time he ate his own weight in crisps then decided to beatbox them all over himself.what a mess he said.

by matt December 28, 2004

Girls

In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.

Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.

When does this hellacious ride end!?

by Matt February 27, 2005

wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy

Bob has s**t his nappy again

by Matt March 4, 2005

shit bird

Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.

That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.

by matt April 8, 2005

abercrombie

The kids store of Abercrombie and Fitch. It has the same relation to A&F as Gap Kids has to Gap.

I don't really think an example is needed.

by Matt April 17, 2005

2Pac

Hardcore rapper......hits like "hit em up...ballet of a dead soldier...dear mr. president..etc

if you work out MAKEVELI you can make the words "I AM ALIVE" also MAKeVELI was a 16th century spanish dictator who faked death to escape his enemy's

Pac is 1 hardcore mo fo rapper

by Matt September 10, 2004