Mark's definitions

knoler

A very small jewish penis.

A man's knoler is his best friend.

by Mark January 24, 2005

CheerJoy

To think the cheer guys are dead sexy

Girl that stunt guy Nick is hella CHEERJOY.

by Mark April 28, 2004

blogosphere

A word created with the soul purpose to be the worst sounding thing ever, second only to the originating term blog which is then only usurped by douche.

Michelle was talking about the Blogosphere, and so I vomited on her shoes.

by mark September 16, 2005

umpa lumpa

useless fat annoying bitch

my mates mother in law that cant walk properly

by Mark July 31, 2004

GEEKING

Under the influence of crack cocaine

by Mark April 14, 2003

nilch

Word extracted from Warcraft 3 Battle.net forums. Never heard ever before. Probable origin, an abbreviation of the phrase, "zip, nada, zilch" meaning to have none at all.

"So, how many enemy units did you kill?"

"Nilch."

"Sucks, dude."

by Mark June 21, 2004

conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.

by Mark August 17, 2004