Roark

noun. The smartest, sexiest man on the internet. Legend holds that he's hung like a Clysdale and smarter than Neal Stephenson.

I wish I could be Roark, but I am not great enough, nor will I ever be.

by Mark January 24, 2005

appleyard

a sexually irresponsible geordie with the morals of a sewer rat and a number of STDs

You'd have to be a total appleyard to shag Carter

by mark September 09, 2003

arbalest

a r33t archer

i pawn you with me arbalests, matey.

by mark November 09, 2003

Bizzle

Another word for bitch, and dubbed with the famous 'izzle' suffix

some times can be referred to as bizatch

that girl is such a bizzle

yo bizzle

by Mark October 09, 2003

giefer

Baddest motherfucker alive. He has a kitten named Mexico. He WILL eat your parents.

What was that? Ahhhhhggg! It's Giefer!

by Mark June 22, 2004

Gator

A very long line of cut cocaine.

"Make those lines into gators."

by Mark December 31, 2003

cryptic

short for wordcrypticharrasser/word

by Mark November 08, 2003