gay bandit

when someone is so gay, that they come around you and steal your straightness
I was walkin by when that gay bandit carl came by me. Its his fault that im not as straight as i was 5 minutes ago.His presence made me gayer.
by mark December 14, 2003
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duckegg

Referring to someone as an idiot or being stupid.
Bunyan you duckegg!!
by Mark March 17, 2005
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Shizzam

the art of shizzing in the AM
This guy was all like gfjhfj and i was all like shizzam...and he was all like NO WAY.
by Mark October 13, 2003
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home wrecker

useless fat fuck women driving
see putrid oxygen theif chicken pig umpa lumpa monster in law killcock
i was just moving the car and it jumped the garden and smashed into the house gee im a duffer
by Mark August 01, 2004
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Granny sucker

someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).
by Mark January 21, 2004
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Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.
by Mark March 25, 2003
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moseleying

To linger about in the most somber of ways.
Da mouf always be ah moselying around and ah day dreamin' about a certain ah someone.
by Mark January 18, 2005
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