umpa lumpa

useless fat annoying bitch

my mates mother in law that cant walk properly

by Mark July 31, 2004

queen shit

Same as king shit, only female.

That little tramp thinks she's queen shit.

by Mark February 16, 2005

wetherell

An extremely curly hair-style reminiscent of the coat of the standard poodle

I'd have shagged her but she had a wetherell!

by mark September 10, 2003

eyedeeone

Above nirvana
Supreme
Guitar God
Leader

EyeDeeOne Rocks.
EyeDeeOne Will Be A Guitarist,

by Mark July 17, 2003

Ruffian

An unattractive member of the opposite sex.

Chris: How was last night?
Mark: It was great, I pulled a real fittie, but Josh was left with her RUFFIAN mate.
Chris: So did he pull her?
Mark: fo shizzle my nizzle

by Mark January 19, 2004

janner

He who models Burberry.

Burberry Ltd would go into liquidation, were Plymouth to be bombed.

by Mark May 07, 2004

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 20, 2004