Mark's definitions

janner

He who models Burberry.

Burberry Ltd would go into liquidation, were Plymouth to be bombed.

by Mark May 7, 2004

boofoo

Definition: BUTT FUCK
Background: Used in the eighties/nineties (at least where I'm from Chicago)

1)Boofoo Egypt
2)I wanna boofoo your asshole

by Mark November 29, 2004

T.U.F.T.

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

by mark February 16, 2005

nernsty

Someone with a wide variety of ubergooberian technical knowledge who is also rather fetching, preferably mustachioed can be called 'nernsty'.

Her labcoat really brought out the, erm, nernsts on that nernsty technician, an effect heightened by her mustache.

by mark June 25, 2004

queensland blue pumpkin

the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law

man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin

by Mark August 1, 2004

komives

the most amazing kid in marlton!!!

aka: Krazy Komives or Marky-K

all praise to him!!!

kid1:yo is there anything fun to do in this town??
kid2: i dunno.. lets call Komives.. hes always got sumthing going on!
kid1: yea!!!

by mark July 19, 2004

swallog

Swallow my big hog.

Brendan wants to swallog me.

by Mark March 11, 2003