Mark's definitions

waste of life

someone who is a complete shitbag and doesnt deserve to share the same air as normal people

That kid is a freaking waste of life

by mark March 29, 2004

T.U.F.T.

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

by mark February 16, 2005

Macrophallia

The condition in which a male has a very large penis

Holy crap mark has a severe case of Macrophallia

by Mark March 2, 2005

komives

the most amazing kid in marlton!!!

aka: Krazy Komives or Marky-K

all praise to him!!!

kid1:yo is there anything fun to do in this town??
kid2: i dunno.. lets call Komives.. hes always got sumthing going on!
kid1: yea!!!

by mark July 19, 2004

Scooterboy

A rider of a manual gearchange Vespa or Lambretta motorscooter. Wears an MA1 flight jacket and Levis' 501s. Hair cut to skinhead or flattop.

The scooterboy was desperate to fix the brakes on his Vespa P series so he could get to the Isle of Wight rally.

by Mark October 25, 2003

swallog

Swallow my big hog.

Brendan wants to swallog me.

by Mark March 11, 2003

lusers

People who haven't a clue and use computers.

99.99% of all Windows users are lusers, why would they otherwise put up with such a substandard system if they didn't know better?

by Mark July 31, 2003