tubz

a big scary, loveabl, joke telling machine!

Tubz told a great joke the other day

by Mark November 23, 2004

pecker fucker

one who wishes he could fuck his own pecker.

a self centered individual that is very conceded and stuck on themselves.

by mark March 04, 2004

march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

by mark May 14, 2004

bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

by Mark February 22, 2004

f.l.i.p.

Funny Little Island People
Phillipinos

by Mark September 15, 2003

duckegg

Referring to someone as an idiot or being stupid.

Bunyan you duckegg!!

by Mark March 17, 2005

blogosphere

A word created with the soul purpose to be the worst sounding thing ever, second only to the originating term blog which is then only usurped by douche.

Michelle was talking about the Blogosphere, and so I vomited on her shoes.

by mark September 16, 2005