Mark's definitions

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

the red rug

A hip place in town. Usually packed with younger generation scenesters

"That new jazz club is the red rug!"

by mark December 7, 2003

flickr

A pretty cool social network where you can talk and share pictures and stuff.

Hey I'm in Flickr right now, login bitch!

by Mark April 15, 2004

Tappage

Pimping (paticulary off ladies)
To get sum slight to major action with a irl

You gettin' ne tappage son?
You she put her arm around u and u were gettin all that tappage.

by Mark June 20, 2004

ball tap

Verb, intransitive,transitive: To hit someone in the testicles.

He was being an ass, so I ball-tapped him.

by Mark November 30, 2002

Stroke

A medical conditionj resulting from missing the ball on a golf swing.

The old yuppie swung so hard that he had a stroke when he missed the ball.

by Mark January 9, 2004

bottle of bub

Bottle of Champagne

We need to celebrate with a bottle of bub.

by Mark October 8, 2003