Mark's definitions

Gummo

A godawful movie that has a bunch of kids killing cats and selling to grocery stores. How ironic.

I spit Gummo out my window last night.

by Mark December 10, 2004

buzzard

usually intoxicated, slurring, and often confused for a moron. Often recieves fellatio in high traffic area's.

look at that buzzard get head in Telley's chair.

by mark November 1, 2003

hawthorne heights

This is a band that is probably the best not a fuckin joke its A+++++++ buy their cd silence in black and white

wow hawthorne heights rules...NO SHIT WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL U...sorry man i didnt believe u until i got off my fuckin ass and bought their cd...ROCK ON!!!!!

by Mark March 30, 2005

Roark

noun. The smartest, sexiest man on the internet. Legend holds that he's hung like a Clysdale and smarter than Neal Stephenson.

I wish I could be Roark, but I am not great enough, nor will I ever be.

by Mark January 24, 2005

Ocean Monger

Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.

While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.

"What an Ocean Monger!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

pit crew

A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.

A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.

I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.

My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.

by Mark March 31, 2004

spankavision

rent a porn movies on hotel networks

good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision

by mark January 8, 2004