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Liverpool FC

Liverpool FC are a Spanish Football Team based in Merseyside who rely on Gloryhunters from Liverpool and Beyond. Often there fans support Liverpool because they are sheep (copy every else and probably from Yorkshire) and they start supporting Liverpool when they win something. There fans think Stevie G Laaaaaaaaah is the greatest player ever in the world. They don't go to games, even the local fans don't. They buy scarfs from the Dock Market and watch the match on the TV and they have never been to 1 Live match. They find it hard to buy tickets because most of the Liverpool fans are travellers and Gypsies and cant afford, most of the true supporters (5% of their fans) are stood infront of some random bloke who flew from the middle east, yorkshire, london, essex and Scandinavia.
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool FC !
Bloke 2: What?
Bloke 1: Yeah Liverpool they are the best!
Bloke 2: Since when have you liked football let alone support liverpool?
Bloke 1: Erm. All me Life.
Bloke: 2 How many games have you been to?
Bloke 1: I went to my first one at the final?
Bloke 2: So is that when you started supporting Liverpool you glory hunting cunt?
Bloke 1: Well our just jeleous of Liverpool the best in the world. Steven Gerrrard is the greatest player in the world.
Bloke 2: Who said anything about being jelous? And Gerrard aint the greatest.
Bloke 1: Your jelous cause liverpool are the best.
Bloke 2: Your 36 and from Liverpool and have only just been to your first game this year? Thats called gloryhunting supporting the winning team as soon as they win. How did you get the tickets?
Bloke 1: My mate from Cardiff. He decided to support Liverpool again because they are in the final!
by Marc May 24, 2006
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hueon

Also spelt: weon

A Chilean word with multiple meanings. It can be used about friends, in a joking manner just to say "friend". It can also be a generic swear like "ass hole".

I can also appear as:

hueando/weando/hueviar/weviar/hueviando/weviando "messing around" (non-sexual)

huea / wea "shit" (not-literal)
Oye hueon como estas?
Hey buddy how are you?

Estoy hueviando.
I am just messing around.

Que es este huea?
What is this shit?
by Marc November 3, 2003
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slipknot

Shitty band which you hear when you flick through the shit cable channels on cable or when you flick through the channels and you need to go for a quick piss. They all think it is cool to wear masks and make spazzy noises. They must do that for a living and think that their fans actually like them for their music. If they were blakc they could of qualified for def comedy jam
"And now here is Slipknot with"

"We really do sing like a load of reatards"

Verse 1 man with dreadlocks
We sing like reatards
We sing like reatards We sing like reatards
RETAAAURDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chorus Vlade Divac look-a-like
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Verse 2 sung by a proper spaz
We also look like retards
yWe also look like retards We also look like retards

Rest of song for 2 hours
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
spazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz retaurdssssssssssssssssssss yeahhhhhhhhhhh gwafarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

KoRn: Wow I wish we were as bad as that!
by Marc July 31, 2004
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necrophagist

Necrophagist are from Germany.
by Marc March 22, 2005
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Hardy Hawk

noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region.
I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!
by Marc April 3, 2005
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Billywitch

A term used for a Cockchafer in Suffolk England UK
by Marc October 15, 2003
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Chub

Usually means a fat dick, but in this definition, it is a male who is particulary fat.
Damn, that is one hot chub, he must weigh about 300 pounds!
by Marc December 30, 2004
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