Kyle 's definitions

Bananatime

A special time between man and banana where temporary bliss is reached by way of consumption of the said banana. (....... stop thinking that dirty thought, pervert.)

Hold all my calls! It's bananatime!
OR:
Enjoy the refreshing taste of a cool, clean, and refreshing bananatime!
OR:
(To be used in place of hammertime.)

by Kyle October 30, 2003

Maya Weir

To be manipulated and tricked into falling for a girl, or someone you like.

I was just Maya Weir-ed by that girl, and now I can't stop doing everything for her!

by Kyle October 15, 2004

pinch hitter

1: <baseball> one that pinch-hits
2: <relationship> a penetration device (usually vibrates) used by the male on the female when Viagra just can't quite get the job done.

"Their only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in their pinch-hitter."

"His only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in his pinch-hitter."

by Kyle January 16, 2004

dudematic

Used to describe someone popular with the ladies, or who is studly or cool, can be used in a negative context see, chill out dudematic .

Man you are so dudematic!

by Kyle December 14, 2004

handle that

To throughly take care of.

"That girl lookin fine, you better go handle that."

by Kyle November 25, 2004

Agnes Irwin

three words: Spread Eagle Village

"she's a whore"
"she's an AIS girl"

by Kyle March 21, 2005

Pablo Escobar

The biggest colombian cocaine distributor of all time, know for ruthlessness. Named the 7th richest man by forbes magazine in his prime, and in general was a fuckin beast

They brought in a man in a chevy blazer, when he got out, Pablo got up and exceuted him and then asked me what i wanted for dinner.

by kyle April 4, 2005