Kyle 's definitions

friction burn

what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...

Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!

by Kyle May 13, 2005

pine

Sitting on the sideline (bench) during a sporting event, but a member of the team.

What's up? Coach got you ridin' the pine?

by Kyle January 7, 2004

sit down zbz

To be owned in only the greatest of ways.

Oh,did you just take a hot load to the face? Sit down zbz.

by kyle July 10, 2004

George W. Bush

A President and human-being so ridiculous that you wish Clinton was back in office.

Where's Clinton when you need him?

by Kyle February 23, 2005

Gallaro

To botch a job up or just messing up in life in general. Attributes include horrible hand-eye coordination, ugliness, and ability to make others laugh at one's own expense.

He can't even walk straight because he trips over his own feet. He walks like a Gallaro

by Kyle February 28, 2005

Alex

Fuck that dude.

Fuck Alex. Turning into the same shit as Fortnite.

by Kyle September 26, 2020

Eddie Vedder

The front man to the only grunge band still around today because he is unbelievably kickass

"dude, isnt she hot."
"come on dude, thats Eddie Vedder"
"ahh, hes so dreamy."

by kyle November 5, 2003