Kyle 's definitions

Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

by Kyle September 7, 2004

Bradly aka extreme

LS1.Com website owner who is unethical, dishonest, and lacks business management skills.

On LS1.com, he collects nearly $100k from the sponsors, and yet, he is asking board members for donations to upgrade the server. That money he collected from the members were never used to upgrade the server and no one knows what he did with that money.

by Kyle April 30, 2004

beak

A term used by Canadians meaning "to make fun of"

Dude, are you mad cuz I was beakin you, eh?

by kyle November 14, 2004

enaB

enaB started off as just another joke at school, but me and a few of my friends took it and turned it into something else. enaB is not just a clan its a new way of life. enaB evolved around the punk scene, but what are punkers taken as?... Trouble making drugees that wont go far in life. But if you knew me and my friends, we are not like that. We are people that live our lives one step at a time, and do not regret anything we do. enaB is about being yourself, living your life to the fullest. Anyone can be enaB there is no dress style, specific music, or atitude you have to have. Its about being who you are, not falling under a label. You choose who you are, not other people. We do not care what people think about us, because we know who we are. enaB is not about hate, violence, or crime, its about having fun and living your life in a positive way. And so I leave you with the question "How will you live your life?" enaB ITS A FUCKING REVOLUTION!!!

enaB its the way i live my life

by Kyle August 24, 2004

hard knock

A hard knock, a gangster or sumone who leads a hard life or has been through hard times.

its a hard knock lyfe biatch!

by kyle April 8, 2003

Duster

I can honestly say...it's not a trenchcoat.

Person: I like your trench coat.
Me: Shut up. Its a duster.

by Kyle January 24, 2005

bear

A large, hairy homosexual man who raises Jack Russel terriers with his bearmate. The larger bears are referred to as daddies. These men are showcased in Bear magazine.

Did you see the fuckin' bear of the month this issue? I'd kidnap that daddy in a heartbeat.

by Kyle April 10, 2003