Definitions by Kevin

Jolly Rancher 

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

Jolly Rancher by Kevin May 1, 2006

hodgman 

The act in which two girls exchange vaginal secretions without knowing it.

I pulled a hodgman on my girl after coming from some dumb ho's house.

hodgman by kevin May 1, 2006

Herlihy Boy 

1. The best house sitting service.

2. A hilarious SNL character of Adam Sandler.

With over 50,000 house sitting services worldwide the Herlihy Boy is by far the best.

Herlihy Boy by Kevin April 29, 2006

qouche 

A combination between a queef and a douche.

Megan was a queef and a douche, therefore she was a qouche.

qouche by kevin April 12, 2006

Toyota 

Overrated Japanese car company that cons ignorant americans into thinking their cars are made in the USA just because they "assemble" a couple of them here. Build assembly plants in the southern states to avoid paying their workers a decent wage & to avoid the UAW.Bland boring cars & trucks that cant survive longer than 5 years in the north due to cronic rust out.

Pick one they all suck.

Toyota by Kevin April 10, 2006

Ghetto Conversation 

Instead of calling, or walking to a neighbors home, the act of screaming really loudly to communicate.

I didn't know she lived so close that we could have ghetto conversations.

A Ghetto Conversation

"HEY, KEVIN DO YOU WORK TODAY?!"
"NO, YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?!"
"HELL NO, NOT WITH YOU! JUST WONDERING IF YOUR OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE OR NOT!"
"OK THANKS!"

Ghetto Conversation by Kevin December 28, 2005

iPox 

A contagious "disease" in which someone, normally an unsuspecting bystander, is struck with the relentless urge to buy an iPod.

My sister just bought an iPod, she's caught the iPox!

iPox by kevin December 26, 2005