Kevin's definitions

reality tv

A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.

Just watch the news if you want reality.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

bitch wipe

1. an insult that is a combination of bitch and asswipe.

2. a wetnap/wash cloth/baby wipe that you clean your bitch with.

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are perfect examples of what a bitch wipe is.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

true that

Ghetto form of true, indeed, yep, I concur, I agree, that's true

Person One: Yo, dis shit is da bomb for sheezy

Person Two: True dat!

by Kevin February 16, 2004

amp bitch

n. One who turns their amp up so loud so that everyone else gets completely drowned out.

Musician 1: Cameron, stop being such an amp bitch, I can't even hear myself think
Musician 2: What??
Musician 1:Turn off your amp you amp bitch!
Musicain 2: What??
Musician 1 then unplugs Musician 2

by Kevin February 16, 2005

my assul

A Conjunction of the words "my ass" and "will"

Man, My assull get fired if I rush up on dat hoe.

by Kevin April 8, 2005

Letwin

An economic imbecility, usually surfacing around UK election time.

The Tory party's budget policy is a total Letwin

by Kevin May 1, 2006

xanga

an online web journal where people post to talk to themselves or to show others their problems. usually includes "i'm bored" or "i finally updated" in most entries. if people don't post a picture of themselves on their xanga, it tells you that they're either really ugly or they're ashamed of how they look.

heY GuYz chEk ouT MaH XanGA!

by kevin May 1, 2006