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ambulance chaser 

typically a lawyer who can be found in hospital emergency rooms soliciting business in regard to the circumstance of the patients therein. it is as if the lawyer had chased the ambulance from the accident scene to the hospital. typically a dishonest person.
"Don't take my word for it", said the ambulance chaser, "I can get you some phat cash for that traffic accident you caused."
ambulance chaser by Kevin May 1, 2006

Shaq Shoes 

Jesse rolled out his new Escalade with new Jesse James Signature Shaq Shoes
Shaq Shoes by Kevin May 1, 2006
a name for your sweet lover
I love you my little pookey
pookey by kevin May 1, 2006
b*tch ass n*gga f*ck u
instead of saying the whole thing just say banfu
Banfu by Kevin May 1, 2006
Man, band practice was hella skeet today.

Man, life is skeet.
skeet by kevin May 1, 2006

canadian army 

totalling 3 awfully tricky tanks and a set of barbie wheels, these baked-potato throwing canucks prove to be quite annoying when attacking your clubhouse
- oh my god the canadian army is attacking us!
- really?
canadian army by kevin May 1, 2006
an online web journal where people post to talk to themselves or to show others their problems. usually includes "i'm bored" or "i finally updated" in most entries. if people don't post a picture of themselves on their xanga, it tells you that they're either really ugly or they're ashamed of how they look.
heY GuYz chEk ouT MaH XanGA!
xanga by kevin May 1, 2006