Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.
Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"
by Kevin October 23, 2005
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forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.
post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.
by Kevin June 19, 2006
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drown sound

When someone else in the residence is making annoying noise but you can't, or would rather not, confront them because they wouldn't listen, or would retaliate by criticizing you. So, you make noise (such as playing music) so you don't have to listen to them.
My Sister was belly dancing upstairs, so I plugged my headphones and played some music on the computer for drown sound.
by Kevin September 15, 2008
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stafoo

v. to "shut the fuck up," an acronym known as stfu.
1. tell that fucking teacher to stafoo.
by Kevin January 12, 2004
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retrotarded

man, yo momma gotta nice ass, but she retrotarded!
by kevin February 14, 2004
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FABS

I conversated with FABS today. We had a Dilly Bar.
by Kevin January 21, 2005
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flub

A slang term for "FAT".
Man, Brain sure has a lot of flub!
by Kevin July 28, 2003
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