Kevin's definitions

perm mullet

A mullet that has been permed. See A.C. Slater and Mike Seaver.

A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

flumpitous

the judging of how large and in charge the female breats are.

Dude she's got flumptious tits.

by Kevin April 14, 2003

f bomb

The "f word"

Al Pacino dropped 182 f bombs in Scarface

by Kevin June 8, 2003

c3v

aka c³v is the act of repeating the sequence control c, control v while working with computer data such as jobs done by data entry professionals.

Commonly known as the repeatitive copy and pasting from one screen to the next.

Dude, I hate doing C3V updates. They suck so much.

or

"OMG I LOVE C3V UPDATES SO MUCH!"

by Kevin April 6, 2004

e.e. cummings

The best porno name ever.

by Kevin March 26, 2003

New Jersey

Where I live. The greatest state in the nation, with the greatest hockey team in North America, the Devils. And the factories are only in the semi-circles around New York and Philadelphia-the rest is pure bliss. Plus, this state is home to one of the greatest universities in the world, Princeton University. NJ rules!!!

Typical moron: Yo dawg, Noo Jerzee's nuthin' but gross, yo!
A New Jerseyian: Umm...have you ever actually BEEN to New Jersey?

by Kevin October 2, 2003

MTV

A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.

by Kevin September 2, 2003