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Feth can mean either fuck or shit depending on the sentence.
Bobby just fethed Susan.
Bobby just steped in some feth.
Feth by Kevin February 28, 2004
A large glove that says "nigger Kill WOPEN!" on it used to kill niggers
Nigger Kill is a a black person getting a WOPEN!
wopen by Kevin February 27, 2004
1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.

As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.

When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
Spork by kevin February 21, 2004

true that 

Ghetto form of true, indeed, yep, I concur, I agree, that's true
Person One: Yo, dis shit is da bomb for sheezy

Person Two: True dat!
true that by Kevin February 16, 2004
i dont want to work, i want to get high, but it's the governments fault i dont have a job.
hippy by kevin February 16, 2004

stealth mode 

Taking the cover of the Ti-83 calculator and, instead of sliding it all the way on the back of the unit, placing it at a 100 degree angle from the unit. John McClintock does this.
stealth mode by Kevin February 15, 2004

pencil-to-paper

A shortened form of "pencil to paper", meaning taking an HB pencil and solving mathematics on a regular sheet of lined paper.
Joseph, can we get some pencil-to-paper going please?
pencil-to-paper by Kevin February 15, 2004