5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

Dih

It means goodbye

Ok, talk to you later, dih

by Josh July 03, 2003

lazy

me

"Josh was the laziest senior at ASMS...I'm suprised he graduated," said the senior.

by Josh April 29, 2003

metro

The act of taking longer than your girfriend to get ready and also you like to paint your toenails.

Bill Stasney is sooooo metro.

by Josh January 14, 2005

dsl

dick sucking lips
some one with big lips

HAHAHA that guy has some DSL

by Josh February 11, 2005

jinkle

when your penis sucks something in

your penis inhales a trumpet

by josh September 22, 2004

delly

A cool kid.
Guy who gets all the pussy from girls

Man that kids a delly.
thats Delly

by Josh October 28, 2003