Josh's definitions

frat fruit

A frat fruit is a frat boy who lives a secret life of fudge packing or gayness

that fucking frat fruit was fucking his pledges

by josh June 10, 2006

Eduardo Francais

N. One who is Josh.
V. To act is if you are Josh.

Commonly used among those who are in contact with the one known as Josh.

Your dialect resembles that of Eduardo Francais.

by Josh April 24, 2004

poo spatter

When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.

I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles

by Josh January 31, 2005

Orchard Hill

Residential area of the UMASS Amherst campus. Many Commonwealth College Learning Communies are here. It is sterotypically a quiet area. Also known as "O-Hill"

I live in Orchard Hill.

by Josh December 14, 2008

umosay

Someone who enjoys a mans arse. Someone who acts if he is straight but hiding the fact he is gay. Extreme pleasure at looking at male arses.

Jeff: Hey that guy has a nice arse
Bob: Your umosay!

by Josh June 18, 2006

rectochasm

A rectum with severe rectilinear vastness, generally over 30". Similar to a rectocave

Johnny stank of rectoplasm after falling into the rectochasm

by Josh April 18, 2005

patriotism

The shit that Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, and other retarded country singers are full of. It is loving your country so much you go out of your way to piss people off with HORRIBLE music and capitalize on their emotions. Anything with 9/11 in it these days is bowed to.

Alan Jackson and Toby Keith suck a fat baby's dick.

by Josh September 11, 2004