Josh's definitions

dsl

dick sucking lips
some one with big lips

HAHAHA that guy has some DSL

by Josh February 11, 2005

bk

Normaly used in online text chat convos, meaning "back"

Josh: 1 second some-ones at the door!
Dom: k
Josh: ok i'm bk
Josh: It was a mate from down the road.

by Josh July 30, 2004

mutual

feeling the same way

me and my girlfriend mutually love each other

by josh February 22, 2005

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

cmq

TechVicks Husband and a super gay guy. Likes walks in the park and laying on the beach at night.

cmq is TechVicks husband. He loves to play with his drive shaft.

by Josh July 4, 2004

metro

The act of taking longer than your girfriend to get ready and also you like to paint your toenails.

Bill Stasney is sooooo metro.

by Josh January 14, 2005

riva

The dirtiest skank on a street-corner.

Justin: Man, I'm so desperate. I even went for a riva!
Colin: Yeah, I know. I've never had sloppy firsts before doing a riva.

by Josh March 28, 2005