buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face

i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle

by josh February 09, 2005

lond

A lond is a mix between a lake and a pond. Usually too small to be a lake but to large to call a pond.

Yesterday me and some of my buddies pirated the lond.

by Josh March 22, 2005

firgrizzlegizlebizzle

expression used to say something is awesome. something you say when your excited.

those shoes are the firgrizzlegizlebizzle

by josh March 23, 2004

Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

bum trickery

penetrative sexual intercourse of the anal variety

hey freddy, you up for some bum trickery

by Josh February 17, 2005

cyberathlete

The most 1337 athletes of the 21st century...One day these athletes will be payed as much as the jocks of today. Score some frags, w00t w00t!

A counter-strike cal-i member

by Josh August 22, 2003

gerp

Load of moolah

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp

by Josh May 11, 2003