Jon's definitions

Sockator

Noun. Person who uses a sock when having sex instead of a condom.

"Hey Chris, do u have protection?"
"Sure baby, I've got my sock on."
(Chris is sockator)

by Jon May 9, 2003

meow-meow

is bloody and meows "meow-meow" at 4 in the morning to the bald meow meow because they are best friends forever

the bloody meow-meow Meowed to the bald meow-meow at 4 o'clock in the morning.

by jon December 12, 2003

VH1

A telvision station created by Viacom that is famous for looking back at things popular twenty years ago.

I like VH1 because I REALLY care what C-Level celebrities have to say about the Eighies.

by Jon December 29, 2004

Burrnasty

When you are getting a blow job, sitting down, grab the girls head a shove her nose in your ass crack. When you do that fart on her face.

I just burrnastied this dirty slut.

by Jon February 27, 2005

stylin

to have possession of an illicit substance

man, you stylin?

ya, i got a half ounce

by Jon March 17, 2005

jewie

a very cool kid that has a long penis with jewish backround

jewie has a long penis

by Jon April 6, 2004

barron nevermore

Barron Nevermore is the coolest guy on AIM. He is so 1337, and kicks ass to all who oppose him.

Man, Barron spanked my ass hard last night after I tried to fuck with him. ;

by Jon June 13, 2004