Jon's definitions

bollocks

n. (UK) 1. Testicals; balls. 2. An exclamation of dismay/frustration comparable to shit or fuck. 3. A lie or exaggeration. 4. the dog's ~, the very best; "the shit"; awesome.

1. "I wish he'd grow some bollocks!"
2. "Bollocks, I failed my math test."
3. "That story is such bollocks."
4. "His new Land Rover is the dog's bollocks."

by Jon January 19, 2004

GOP

A group of idiots, bent on taking over the world.

1. Grand Old Party (Yeah right)
2. Geezers Of Power
3. Goodness Opposition Party
4. Group Of Peckers

Newscaster: "In other news today, the last remaining GOP party members and voters were exterminated today like the bugs and rates they are"

by Jon March 14, 2005

action

A placeholder word, used to facilitate conversation, usually only understood contextually by the participants of the conversation, and not by outsiders.

Hey man, can you hand me that action over there?

What's with this action?

by Jon June 10, 2004

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

by Jon November 28, 2003

Assfro

The hair on the hair normally in large amounts in te shape of an afro.

Jon really needs to shave his assfro.

by Jon May 9, 2003

Sirish

name of small hindu kid, who is of extreme intelligence

Sirish you are hella smart

by Jon April 2, 2003

Privi'ed

Short for Privileged or privledge.

"we were not privi'ed to that information"

by Jon May 13, 2005