schmoo

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.

2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.

3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.

Awwwwww Schmoo!!

Healing Schmoos coming your way....

by Jon May 23, 2003

Jawz

The only girl I will ever love, forever.

Jocelyn Mason, my girlfriend.. :)

by Jon December 21, 2004

Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.

2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9

by Jon February 25, 2005

biab

Be Back In A Bit - used in internet chat rooms when leaving the keyboard for a while

Im popping out i'll bbiab

by Jon June 25, 2004

junk

junk is when something is extremely horrible

dude that stuff is junk

by jon May 13, 2005

dwatle

To probe using ones finger

I had to dwatle my ass for some corn

by jon March 11, 2005

brant

US mil. Personnel adhering to dated engineering concepts. Brants are the embodiment of the "if it aint broken, don't try and fix it" maxim. Believed to be shortened form of Brantwood US Army Transportation Depot, AZ.

"The Bradley? One hell of a fighting vehicle but the transmission musta been put together by the brant squad."

by Jon May 12, 2004