Jon's definitions

New York

Many see New York as the only city in the world. This is not true. But there is no doubt that it is a fantastic city. I grew up in a suburb north of New York City called Westchester, and taking the train to the city is the coolest feeling, seeing the ugliness of Harlem, or the beauty of 42nd street. It's really fantastic. And it's the home of Broadway. Broadway kicks ass.

Avenue Q and Assassins are the best shows in New York right now.

by Jon June 18, 2004

startledbunny

This is a term for an exceptionally ugly woman, possessed of big, mad staring eyes.

Did you see that broad with the fish eyes? Yeah, she's a real startledbunny ain't she?

by Jon October 10, 2004

soxors

A word commonly used by very skilled hackers to mean "socks". This word is commonly used in conjunction with other hacker-like terminologies to offend people. Was originally used by the fearful hacker Coddy, of Quakenet fame.

0mg 1 4m 31337 1 just r0x0red ur s0x0rs!!!

by jon May 1, 2004

swissed

to be intoxicated

damn, i got hella swissed last night at the party.

by jon February 1, 2004

dumpoogi

a modern voodoo doll made to use on celebrities

bill's cameron diaz dumpoogi just broke in half

by jon July 4, 2003

DC

Short for DC Shoe Company USA.

DC sponsors Danny Way, the greatest skateboarder of all time.

by Jon August 24, 2003

Scorponok

Participant in the Beast Wars. Loyal servant and chief scientist of Megatron. Harbored the most deadly firepower of all predacons during his existence, but lacked common sense. Acting Second-in-command of the Predacons until killed in the Quantum Surge following the destruction of the Vok Planetbuster.

The most underrated character from Beast Wars is Scorponok

by Jon December 28, 2004