Jon's definitions

Chegwin

An exclaimation of anger, disappointment and generally being upset.

Much to my chegwin, my children have been abducted and turned into a fine meat paste.

by Jon May 20, 2003

hard techno

Fast Techno with rolling beats circa 1998-2002
The most extreme of the techno
purely a rave format (not heard in clubs)

"what kinda music is this?"
"hard techno"

by jon August 25, 2005

fuck beans

Random expression of anger and shock.

Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!

by Jon July 2, 2004

RIAA

The Recording Industry Association of American. A bunch of useless twunts who will be first against the wall when the post-scarcity revolution comes.

Fuck the RIAA.

by Jon February 22, 2003

above average

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.

Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.

by Jon December 26, 2006

free agent

The New 'adventure game' from LucasArts Starring Spaff.

Spaff is starring in 'Free Agent' from LucasArts

by jon January 27, 2004

goku

the greatest fighter ever,even better then rocky

goku is not fat he is buff and is muscular and is pretty dumb but when it comes to fighting he is the smartest person in the universe

by jon June 30, 2004