klar face

1.) When the ratio of white visible electromagnetic waves to non-visible or non-white electromagnetic waves becomes approximately 2:1.
2.) Googly eyes.

Peter Kane is a total Klar Face.

by Jon February 21, 2005

Holy fuck-sticks

Used to express excitment

*looks in drawer to find uncut diamonds and some gold*

HOLY FUCK-STICKS!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11one111

by Jon December 27, 2004

Shit. USed with an exclamation mark in place of an I.

Holy sh!t
This sh!t sucks

by Jon November 30, 2003

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.

That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!

by Jon October 10, 2004

"we were not privi'ed to that information"

by Jon May 13, 2005

Visit www.riafunk.tk

by Jon November 12, 2003

A physical manifestation in human form of a Hindu Diety.

Ancient Hindu diety Vishnu was preserved by practicing an avatar.

by Jon December 02, 2004