Jon's definitions

dobbs

often used as a referance to the female persuasion. it may alao mean a womans breast or ass

jon got a girlfried and had to hop on them dobbs

by jon January 11, 2005

asslicker

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.

Yo dude, JEML1754 is suck an asslicker, he wants us to call him "asslicker"

by Jon March 13, 2005

Finka

A caucasian mainly Japanese and or chinese person that is a total ass.

by Jon August 29, 2003

miszleresque

(adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).

"I hate to be miszleresque but I'm trying to get an idea how much the eavning is gonna cost me."

by Jon October 29, 2004

Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer

Jamaican Monkey Fuck, Please.

by jon March 30, 2003

pussy whore

one that steals all the pussy, thereby making him a pussy himself

Dude, Cory is a such a pussy whore, he stole all the pussy and won't share any...what a pussy.

by Jon March 23, 2005

Fuck California

The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.

Fuck California and all of its lies.

by Jon March 14, 2005