Jon's definitions

Ribidib

Mythical creature. Descendant of the "Eslinge". Ribidibs look like humans, they can be identified by their preferences for singing, dancing, music, sometimes scurrile behaviour and absurd fantasy. They have an affectation for swampland, reed and lakes.

Ein Ribidib am Ufer sass, jaja so war das.

by Jon October 29, 2003

Wrestling Hater

One who hates wrestling. One who can only say that "it's gay" or "for faggots". A person who also tells wrestling fans that it's fake, thinking that the wrestling fan is too stupid to know. They think that the WWE superstars are not actual athletes. It really doesn't require any athleticism to do a moonsault off of the top rope ONTO someone. It doesn't really hurt at all. They're wrong.

Wrestling Hater: Wrestling is a fucking gay sport. OMG they leik 2 touch eachohter lol and ther n theyr ndrware. itz faggot sprts lmao.

Wrestling fan I'd like to see YOU in the wrestling ring against people like Chris Benoit or The Undertaker

Wrestling Hater: may-b i will gosh, lol lol!

by Jon January 19, 2005

dwatle

To probe using ones finger

I had to dwatle my ass for some corn

by jon March 11, 2005

Jawz

The only girl I will ever love, forever.

Jocelyn Mason, my girlfriend.. :)

by Jon December 21, 2004

awesomely

To do something in a manner or method which is awesome.

Dude, there are tons of free virus scanners on the web that work awesomely.

by Jon March 2, 2004

shlongmo

A dick loving hippie who is needed to be assasinated up the ass

You need to kill that shlongmo

by Jon December 19, 2004

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003