fauxtest

To fake-protest as opposed to 'fake-test' as the name suggests.
A fauxtest of this said Fur-con would be the proper way to handle such a debacle.
by Jon November 26, 2004
Get the fauxtest mug.

thwapt

The sound you make when you pound Lucas' mom.
"Thwapt thwapt thwapt"
by Jon October 22, 2003
Get the thwapt mug.

JYAN

It is an alternative for the name, Jon
by Jon January 27, 2003
Get the JYAN mug.

bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.
by Jon March 26, 2005
Get the bitch shield mug.

Taker

noun - someone who likes it in the backdoor usually very often
Joey is a taker, he loves getting it in the butt
by Jon November 12, 2003
Get the Taker mug.

Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)
by jon June 03, 2003
Get the Swamp Donkey mug.

tits of life

battery indicater on mobile phone
"I've only got two tits of life on my phone"
by jon November 02, 2003
Get the tits of life mug.