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bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.
by Jon May 13, 2005
mugGet the bitch shieldmug.

The Rose Bowl

Fuck $C. Fuck $C. Fuck $C.
The Rose Bowl.

Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
by jon November 16, 2004
mugGet the The Rose Bowlmug.

circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.
When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.
by Jon April 5, 2005
mugGet the circumcisedmug.

chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.
"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."
by Jon April 13, 2004
mugGet the chocolate sperm bagmug.

klar face

1.) When the ratio of white visible electromagnetic waves to non-visible or non-white electromagnetic waves eminating from the ocular region becomes approximately 2:1.
2.) Googly eyes.
Detective Kane is a total klar face.
by Jon February 22, 2005
mugGet the klar facemug.

Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.
Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!
by Jon December 4, 2004
mugGet the Rap Attackmug.

hulk

1) To destroy by ripping apart (Hulk Hogan)
2) smash to pieces or throw very far, which then causes the object to break (The Incredible Hulk).
1) Holy crap dude you totally hulked that bag!
2) Wow thanks for hulking my stereo...
by Jon September 2, 2006
mugGet the hulkmug.

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