John's definitions

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 8, 2004

expanchise

When there are already enough franchises in the NFL, NBA or MLB and some wanna-be city wants to validate itself it petitions for a new team or expanchise.

Cleveland has forced Baltimore into creating an expanchise, the Ravens, so they could keep the Browns.

by John January 10, 2004

They Might Be Giants

A band, the likes of which have never been seen, that continues to rock you through the night and sends you into a coma that lasts until sometime next week.

Ana Ng, Spider, Minimum Wage, NO!, etc.

by John October 3, 2003

fefer

The funniest guy ever.

That guy is definitely THE FEFER!

by John April 25, 2003

Quizno

1. A Delicious Oven Toasted Sub
2. The marks left in a toilet after flushing a crap
3. A Big Jerk

Whos the quizno that left the quizno in the toilet.

by John March 10, 2005

Goa'uld

Executives of the RIAA.

The false gods are suing Viriginia Tech!

by John May 1, 2004

Xanga

An online journal or diary like Weblog, My-diary, Livejournal, etc., etc.. People post as they would in an actual journal or diary.

I write stupid stereotypes on urbandictionary about people who have xanga; except I know all this because I...
A) Actually have one and actively maintain the page on a daily basis.
B) Have no life of my own and scan other peoples depressing pages so that I don't feel like my life sucks worse
C) Am just pissed because I tried to steal someone else's HTML and couldn't quite figure out how to insert it into my own code and the page quit working.

by John December 11, 2003