John's definitions

red dawn

By far the most awesome of the legal drugs you can buy at your local head shop. It's kinda like liquid shrroms, and EX combined, your fist time YOU WILL TRIP YOU FUCKING BALLS OFF
AKA: red scourge, ol' red, RD, Dawn, liquid EX

fuck taking the recomended dosage of 3 to 5 cap-fulls JC rocks out to RD by taking half the damn bottle
Morg: Dude, JC you allright?
JC: fuck yeah... i downed like an entire bottle of Red dawn, and i'm tripping mah bawlz off, nucka... *throw up* uhhh.... I hate the spins...

by john September 24, 2005

pain threshold

how fast you heal, the lower pain threshold you have, the faster.

Wolverine has no pain threshold.

by John June 11, 2006

kad

An advocate for homosexual rights undermining the society we live in and poisoning young minds by imposing their beliefs on a young child generally still in mid teens. Also ruining ecomonic growth by supporting homosexuals and giving them extra benefits.

stop promoting gays, you're being a kad! thats so gay

by John April 19, 2005

helleish

the act of being beyound extremely gay

gavin pulled a hellish manovoer when he did 3 guys up the ass then yelled i dominate errbody

by john May 13, 2005

Scum Bag

Someone who lies and turns their back on you

Michele said she won 500 dollars and won nothing. That scum bag.

by John April 27, 2005

dirty punch

when you shove your penis into someones nostril and break their nose

dude let's break out the dirty punch!

by john May 13, 2006

yellocaust

A horrible coincidence/trend in which a large fraction of a school/workplace's population wears yellow on the same day.

Man, we had a major yellocaust today at work.

by John September 8, 2004