John's definitions

sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

music snob

An asshole that slags every other genre than the genre or genres he/she listens to. Completely the most immature, ignorant sob's this world has to offer.

Everyone who has ever said that a professional band sucks.
This goes double for you emo- and pop-bashers. That's just stupid.

by John November 25, 2003

Crossing the line

Something one does when temptation becomes too much to handle. Usually done with someone on "The List"(see the list) when it is bad to do so!

So we hooked up last night and crossed the line. Not all the lines! There were some things that we didn't do and lines we didn't cross.

by John September 30, 2003

best rapper ever

notorious b.i.g.

hes just like notorious b.i.g.

by john June 13, 2003

banana funk

a goddamn asshole, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Dude 1: 'I'm American maaaaan.'
Dude 2: 'Word, Banana funk brother!'

by John May 3, 2004

latina

Skanks that love anal sex. Very rude and annoying.

That latina wouldnt shut up til i put it in her ass

by John February 2, 2005

Supply Side Econotard

People who realize that balancing a budget shouldn't be about raising taxes, but about cutting spending!!!!!

by john October 20, 2003