John's definitions

dirty punch

when you shove your penis into someones nostril and break their nose

dude let's break out the dirty punch!

by john May 13, 2006

glumpular

A card company founded in 1617 by one british and another half british male humans.

dude i just got my new Glumpular cards!!!!

by John May 13, 2005

cooning it

driving like a black man!

"wig he was cooning it just then!"

by john December 1, 2006

pain threshold

how fast you heal, the lower pain threshold you have, the faster.

Wolverine has no pain threshold.

by John June 11, 2006

red dawn

By far the most awesome of the legal drugs you can buy at your local head shop. It's kinda like liquid shrroms, and EX combined, your fist time YOU WILL TRIP YOU FUCKING BALLS OFF
AKA: red scourge, ol' red, RD, Dawn, liquid EX

fuck taking the recomended dosage of 3 to 5 cap-fulls JC rocks out to RD by taking half the damn bottle
Morg: Dude, JC you allright?
JC: fuck yeah... i downed like an entire bottle of Red dawn, and i'm tripping mah bawlz off, nucka... *throw up* uhhh.... I hate the spins...

by john September 24, 2005

kad

An advocate for homosexual rights undermining the society we live in and poisoning young minds by imposing their beliefs on a young child generally still in mid teens. Also ruining ecomonic growth by supporting homosexuals and giving them extra benefits.

stop promoting gays, you're being a kad! thats so gay

by John April 19, 2005

townie

shit people with shit lives who ruin everyone elses life

"yo gimme that guitar yeh"
"nar my mans nuff good on guitar!"

"no you're actually both big fat cocks"

by john December 18, 2003